Score: 7

"Not bad..."

submission: 2006| The Rambo Bros.

date: December 8, 2007

Nothing i can really say that might have been said already. Very good idea, was kinda fun... Only thing that really bothered me wasn't lack of variety of any kind, but it felt sluggish, and the player firing response seemed to slow, at the same time the baddies could fire before in complete view... This was rather unfair as games go... Very good potential here. Plus i enjoyed the cinamatics... Gave me good chuckles, and in a quality way. With practice you could take this somewhere fast...

Score: 6

"Not to bad..."

submission: Super Hero Clock

date: August 10, 2007

Nicely animated, good audio, although weird character design, it wasn't to bad...

Also... His hands were... HANDS! >:D

Keep up the good work, now ;)

Score: 8

"Pretty funny..."

submission: 4 Swords Misadventures2.2

date: July 28, 2007

Spoilers warning!:

Well, this is pretty funny... Warp into Japanese release of the quest... Although, not sure how anything that Link and Zelda had mutch to do with the scene... And... When they went into the northern chamber, when she said "Please Link save me!" and Link yelling after her, was she getting captured again? If so, why whould that have to be sensored...? Well, other then that, it was great... Love the part where he lifts the boomerang... Very nice touch... :) And the Links having the same voice with differant personality is perfect... Keep up the good work!

Score: 2

"Graphics..."

submission: Mario's Game Show Art

date: April 20, 2007

Well, since you submitted this for the graphics review only, i'll say you nailed it... Great for a game... Best on newgrounds i've seen so far.

However, it'd more then likely better to show some engine and gameplay mechanics with it... The reason? Obviously not alot of people are reading your comments to the flash, and thus do nothing but trashtalk... Basicly make it idiot proof... Newgrounds--and pretty mutch every domain--has tomany of those...

As i say, i rated these attributes as i whould any flash, but i'm guessing the graphics attributes the only one you're after for this one. Very good job... ... ...

Score: 8

"Here we go... ..."

submission: Peachs Birthday P2 (HR)

date: April 20, 2007

Wow! Just after i go and wantch the first and review it, i find this one ending in the way i reviewed the other... Daisy getting mad and taking out the green cheater, and called peach dumb for good measure!

Finally Daisy, who's underplayed and seldom heard of even more then Luigi gets her revenge! Nice work...

Score: 7

"Good quality..."

submission: Peach's Birthday P1

date: April 20, 2007

Very nice... Very funny... Can't say 'poor mario'... Once Daisy hears about this, Peach and Luigi will have their "game Over" fast... Daisy's Gotta mean streak... What? No one's ever read of Daisy? Anyhow... ... Once Luigi and Peach die from this, he can just settle for Daisy... She's cuter anyway... ...

Score: 10

"In regards to YourMathTeacher:"

submission: Bad Flash Kills

date: July 28, 2006

<SPOILERS WARNING READ AFTER VIEWING>:

The entire point was a cap on people's bad flash... The ending was them being killed by bad flash... How is that dull when it gets that point across? Also, they were not walking in circles, they were traveling for "a long time" to walk that long and not have to make a background to accompany that, saves memory... it was a classic background loop like in any traditional cartoon... The characters run for 10 seconds, it saves time and resource to -not- make 10 seconds worth of background in lenth (ESPECIALLY -running- for 10 seconds. even if these characters wernt running, the time was long, based on the fact they walked the entire flash almost)...

Good voice acting, Anthony was a bit stiff there, but the music and sounds were perfect...

Good job dipicting the ending, where the stick figure said things like "LOL" "LOLZ" and "PWNED" things that don't always belong in "skilled Flash", and something i grow tired of seing... Character speach text to me should be able to be said audibly, being a supliment to voice acting they might not have, so if they'd not say internet slang audibly, then why is it in text simulating character's audible speach? Good job dipicting that... Very good job in animation as well. Keep up the good flash!

Score: 10

"Finally a five..."

submission: Mario Brothers - Part V

date: June 29, 2006

This review will be lost to time, and washed away by other reviews... But before this review dies, and is forgotten, i must say... Before watching this, relise it's not supposed to be what you want, but what it's supposed to be a tragety... The author says this in the comments to IV... It was incredibley put together, and for the graphics of Super MArio Bros., turned out an epic series... Watch this knowing that this ending is implied in the first episode... This isn't the real Nintendo's Mario gaing, so don't yell and vote fairly... This is the best Mario flash series i've seen on Newgrounds... even better then Arise of the MK... one that used alotta blood, but wasn't near the magnitude in epic as this one, and the violence was that of the actual game... Only downside, was the loading screen wasn't like the others... Good job...

And for you all, here is your looong waited sequel... give praises, not jeers... enjoy... (^-^)

Score: 9

"Been done before???"

submission: super marrio parodies

date: June 14, 2006

Very nice... This little parody stands out like a bleedin' thumb among others... For thoes who didin't catch it, the point of this flash as i had seen, was that there are tomany Mario parodies, and most of them are done to death... Like the Mario vs. Sonic... How many times will we see our silly hedgehog and wacky plumber duke it out? how many times will flash authors get cussed out over it? does Luigi -need- to screw the princess everytime? Why is every Tom Duke and Harold making them? How many times do we need to see the same flash stories over and over in more qualities then crappy? it gets to the point where quality is no longer impressive with them, because everything else is the same...

Thus the ending... Lets make a Matrix flash since they've never been done before... This is also part of that joke... you all know why (^,~) To the author, nice job... To improve, make a better comments for your flash, as the comments make you look un-inteligent, so they have an opinion of you before they see the flash... So when they see it, it adds to the opinion, so that they pay less entention to the meaning... It (the flash) looks to people like a child's nonsense, only because they compare it to you comments... Make an inteligent comment... Explain what the movie's about, so they can jump in un-ignorant, so when they see your wacky rant, they can laugh at it's meaning, rather then is quality... i'm sure it won't spoil it for them...

Now all we need, is for someone to be "original again", and make another flash making fun of Mario Parodies 'Done To Death', after this one has already done it, defeating the purpose of it altogether...lol

Score: 10

"Horrable! Unfortunately realistic..."

submission: Vegeta VS Sonic

date: June 13, 2006

i like Sonic games... even though, i like to see what i like made fun of, just like i can even take funny jokes about me... Any good person should be able to do that to an extent... So that being said, so you know it won't affect my disicion... DBZ however, i do not like... But knowing something of it, i'd have to say thinking realisticly, Sonic in none of the games or in anything else has run so fat that you couldn't at least see him as a blur with the naked eye... Sayajin's however... they can speed enough to seem invisable... Something even Super Sonic cannot do... How do you know this author didn't depict him moving faster then Sonic could react? Even as Super Sonic, his speed isn't that of the lower level Sayajins... And in power... Can Super Sonic make mountain ranges rubble? and cities into crators? i say, after playing the games, old and new, only in these flash movies... Not the actual charactor... Guess what? Normal sayajins can do these how do i know? i have children... they watch that nonsense, and they love watching crud like that with me... i can't talk though... Sonic is more a childs game then DBZ's for children heh. Colourfull, cute -little animal characters... yeah... for kids... And offhand... This wasn't 'Super' Sonic. But yeah... most people that disagree with a point like this are you kids who like Sonic the Hedgehog more then thier own grandmother... total fanboys... i think liking things tomutch to cause a bias that makes you cuss and screem, when it's only a stupid videogame character--and i say this loving the games--is very silly and unhealthy, meaning you -might- not be olde enough for newgrounds. Giving my opinion on this flash though, the sound i guess can only be so good taking them from cartoon clips, and the sprites are pretty good... improving there whould be unnesissary too... The lenth... Well... heh... what can i say... it'd needs improvement, perhapse, but... giving who's fighting eachother... it sums up about right... isn't Vegita the guy with the merciless personality? i'm surprised he gave our poor Sonic time to move his eyebrows... i'm only glad my man Tails wasn't there...lol sorry... Well, anyhow, nice flash. Try not to make another DBZ one though...lol they're just as done to death as the Mario ones. and i love that Mario too... crazy crazy plumer...